i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You have to summon your inner elephant
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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