His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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