That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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