Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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