Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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