He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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