Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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