after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
