it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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