He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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