No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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