i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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