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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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  There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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  alright see you in the morning.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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• (661): View more from California

  aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet

  (623): View more from Arizona

  And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs

  (661): View more from California

  Exactly.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there

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• (206): View more from Washington

  When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....

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