I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop