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(859): View more from Kentucky

Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.

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(503): View more from Oregon

We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

(509): View more from Washington

Places.

(503): View more from Oregon

Plural? Please tell.

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(269): View more from Michigan

So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.

(937): View more from Ohio

Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.

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(469): View more from Texas

Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.

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