I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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