FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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