What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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