so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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