i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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