i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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