Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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