member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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