you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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