why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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