using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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