Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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