I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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