My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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