Me. At least after what I've been through.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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