He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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