So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
PANTIES FOUND
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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