I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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