just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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