Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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