This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest