it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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