fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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