I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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