He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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