if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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