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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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