Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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