mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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