i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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