Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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