The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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