And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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