The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Mom said you looked used
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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