How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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