Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You've changed since you got that strap on
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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