it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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