Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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