Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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