woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Text me some of your sweat
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