Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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